So, my mum’s in a band, but instead of saying she has a gig coming up, she says she has a band job. Last time I was in Adelaide I told her she couldn’t say that because it sounds too much like hand job. Then tonight she calls me and says she has a band gig, but she doesn’t like using the word gig. So I said why not say performance? And she said that sounds wanky. I said not as wanky as a band job!!! And it was the funniest thing ever. The end
Does anyone need a cool person to move in with them at the beginning of December? I have to leave here :( and would like to go to uhm northcote or brunswick or coburg or kinda anywhere where the rent is $150 a week or less. I hope this doesn’t sound like a pisstake I actually need somewhere to live quite desperately.
ETA: I should mention, I never make recipes exactly the way they are written. Invariably there will be one ingredient that I don’t like (because I am, and always have been, a picky eater) that I’ll leave out or replace with something else. I also generally try to make recipes healthier by, for example, replacing butter with nuttelex, and using less than the recipes says.